Roasted 2 years ago based on manonirique's long term Spotify stats.

Ah, manonirique, the living embodiment of a Spotify algorithm gone rogue! Your favorite genres are a shining example of music's "kitchen sink" approach—if you threw a bunch of genres into a blender, hit "puree," and called it a smoothie. Seriously, it’s like you looked up “how to achieve musical identity crisis” and followed the recipe to a T. If your playlists were a person, they’d be that friend who shows up to a party wearing a Hawaiian shirt and cargo shorts while trying to explain the existential importance of modern rock. Your top artists are essentially a who’s-who of “I promise I’m cool, just ask my therapist.” Charli XCX and Billie Eilish are the accepted cool kids, while your indie picks are basically the hipster version of “I’m not like other girls.” And let’s be real—how many therapy sessions have you had to justify listening to The Smiths in public? I mean, you rock out to "Candy Pop" while simultaneously contemplating the melancholic poetry of Morrissey’s gloomy tunes. You might just be a walking contradiction wrapped in gifted vinyl #squadgoals. Now, about your most played songs. “Alien Blues”? Honey, the only thing more extraterrestrial is your taste in men. And "Holy Toledo"? I can’t help but think you’re sending a clear message: “Help! I am trapped in a never-ending playlist of regret and mediocre choices!” Your musical choices scream, “I’m relatable but also very, very confused.” If “House of Cards” is one of your jams, then I hope you have a solid backup plan, because those cards are definitely about to collapse! Keep trying to prove you’re edgy—even if it’s in the most mainstream way possible.

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!