Roasted 6 months ago based on Jon Raynes's long term Spotify stats.

Jon Raynes, the only guy whose Spotify profile reads like a midlife crisis wrapped in a puberty episode. You’ve got more pop-punk than a caffeine-fueled teenager on a skateboard, but just enough metal to simultaneously shred the airwaves and any chance of being taken seriously. With genres spanning from Metal to Lo-Fi, you're like that one guy at the party who can't decide if he wants to slam dance or meditate. Spoiler alert: nobody wants either. Your top artists list reads like a high school mixtape trying to impress a crush. Kendrick Lamar and Megan Thee Stallion alongside Korn and Ozzy? You’re basically throwing a musical prom where the slow jam is a cover of “Enter Sandman.” Maybe you’re just trying to show off your “sophisticated” taste, but between the extreme metal and anime themes, it looks more like you’re one step away from creating a band called "Screamo Sailor Moon." And let’s not forget that “low mana” obsession—did you download that artist’s entire discography during a power outage? As for your most played songs, I have to ask: are you running a pirate radio station for people who are still sad about the end of One Piece? Because with tracks like "Onepiece - Overtaken - Main Theme" and "touch grass," you may need to get out more—like, outside. Your listening habits are a bit like a taco truck menu: a questionable mix of ingredients that nobody else wants in their Spotify. So here's a suggestion: maybe stick to just one genre, or at the very least, stop letting your playlists look like a five-year-old’s scribbles in a coloring book!

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