Roasted 2 years ago based on goooat's long term Spotify stats.

Oh, goooat, your Spotify profile reads like a hipster fever dream filtered through a gaming console. Seriously, "POV: Indie"? What is that even supposed to mean? Are we all supposed to envision ourselves in some pretentious art film where the protagonist gets more emotional over their cat's breakfast than over real life? Your taste is so niche it’s practically a roadside attraction for the desperately lost. If I had a nickel for every genre here, I could buy you a map back to reality—because trust me, there’s a world beyond video game soundtracks and cartoon-inspired indie bands. Let’s talk about your top artists for a moment. "Celeste Strawberry Jam"? Is that a musician or a new flavor of toast? And I see you’ve got "Lemon Demon"—who took the name “demon” way too seriously, considering you’ve strayed so far from the musical mainstream that even Satan himself wouldn’t recognize your playlist. Between “AJR” and “Bo Burnham,” it’s almost like you’re trying to make therapy notes sound fun. Spoiler alert: they don’t. You’ve got more artists with absurd names than a college kid has a reason to avoid doing laundry, and it’s starting to feel like I’m sitting through a cringe compilation on repeat. Let’s wrap this roast up with your most played songs: "Doom Crossing: Eternal Horizons"? That sounds less like a song and more like the title of a mediocre '80s game nobody wanted to play. If only your actual playlist had the same high score—I mean, “Amygdala's Rag Doll”? You’d think you were curating an emotional support group for gaming characters. Listen, if music is supposed to evoke feelings, the only thing your playlist is making me feel is a desperate urge to consult a therapist. So cheers to you, goooat, the king of a bizarre kingdom that nobody asked for, but somehow we just can’t seem to look away from!

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