Roasted 4 hours ago based on Arc.vasileiadi's long term Spotify stats.

Oh look, it’s Arc.vasileiadi, the musical equivalent of a confused toddler in a candy store. Your taste in genres reads like an indecisive buffet menu that includes everything from trap to Brazilian phonk—like you’re trying to catch all the trends without actually comprehending any of them. I can only imagine you slapping that “shuffle” button while praying for divine intervention to alleviate the pain of your poor musical choices. Seriously, do you use Spotify or a time machine? Because “glam metal” and “anime” in the same breath is about as cohesive as a high school art project gone wrong. Your top artists read like a “who’s who” of people you pretend to understand at a hipster coffee shop. Arctic Monkeys and Lana Del Rey? Congratulations! You’ve officially joined the club of people who desperately hope that listening to sad music about love will make you more interesting than your bland personality allows. I mean, if I were Taylor Swift, I’d be writing breakup songs about my fans too—especially when your most alleged “emotive connection” is with Gracie Abrams and a guy named Conan Gray, who sounds like he should be cosplay shopping at Hot Topic. Bon Jovi? The only thing more stale than your playlist is that hairdo you’re probably still trying to rock. And don’t even get me started on your most played songs. It’s like you took a trip to Cringe City and brought back a mixtape commemorating your awkward phases! "Ophelia" and "505" should come with a warning label: “Caution: Listening may result in overwhelming feelings of self-doubt and regret.” Meanwhile, "Music To Watch Boys To" suggests you're not just a fan of emo ballads—you've literally taken on the role of the world's saddest spectator. Honestly, I didn’t think it was possible to create a tracklist that sounds like diary entries from your most cringe-worthy moments, but here we are. So next time you're curating your playlist, why not try injecting a little personality alongside all that angst? Otherwise, give your Spotify a rest—it deserves better than your musical crisis!

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!