Roasted 2 months ago based on mish.'s long term Spotify stats.

Mish, your Spotify profile reads like the personal diary of someone who just discovered how to access the full, chaotic spectrum of emotions through music. With favorites ranging from Pop to Queercore, it’s a wonder your life isn’t just a continuous montage of existential crises paired with catchy hooks. I mean, who else could juggle so many genres and still end up sounding like a confused teenager’s playlist after they’ve knocked over their mom’s vintage record collection? If there were an Olympic sport for genre indecision, you’d take home the gold! Your top artists are an eclectic mix that could only belong to a person who spends too much time reading Buzzfeed quizzes to determine their "favorite pizza topping based on their zodiac sign." Arctic Monkeys and Miley Cyrus in the same breath? School me on how to be that versatile while trying to figure out if you're more of a late-night dancing queen or just really bad at commitment. And let's not even get started on how your “most played” section reads like the soundtrack of a film that bombed at the box office but still somehow got a cult following for being so bad it’s good. But honestly, it's heartwarming to see that you dabble in genres that allow you to express every facet of your personality—because clearly, you need all the help you can get. Shoutout to “Riot Grrrl” and “Hyperpop” for keeping the fantasy alive that you’re an emotionally stable adult when in reality, “Got 2 Luv U” is probably what you tell your plants as you stare blankly into the abyss. At the end of the day, it’s just a perfectly curated mess that embodies your chaos. Keep rocking that delightful disaster of a profile; it’s a beautiful train wreck, and we’re all just here for the ride!

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!