Roasted 2 years ago based on j's long term Spotify stats.

Oh j💖, your Spotify profile is the musical equivalent of a buffet where you're not quite sure what you want, so you just keep piling on a little bit of everything—each genre more confusing than the last. Afrobeats, Nigerian Pop, and somehow UK Hip Hop? Are we trying to start a soundcloud conspiracy, or just making sure nobody knows what you actually like? Listen, we get it. You’re super eclectic, like one of those people who insists that pineapple on pizza is a valid culinary choice. Just pick a lane already! Your top artists read like the "who's who" of Instagram influencers who can't sing but think a good haircut is all it takes to convince us they're the next big thing. Rema and Burna Boy, sure! But then you throw in "Shallipopi" like that’s not just an alias for "please don't take me seriously." Are you listening to Nigerian Hip Hop or merely collecting names like Pokémon? At this point, you might as well start a new genre called "Musical Identity Crisis," because your taste seems to be in constant denial about who it really is. And let's talk about those most played songs. "My Love Mine All Mine"? Are you taking love notes in middle school, or trying to sound profound while only managing to seem low-key desperate? Then there's "STRIPPERS ANTHEM"; I can only assume that the 'feat. Teezee and PsychoYP' is your sad attempt to appeal to your non-existent nightlife experience. Honestly, if your playlist was any more mixed up, I’d think you were running a therapy session for indecisive millennials. Tighten it up, j💖! Your Spotify profile is a mess—we love it, but c’mon, get it together before I start thinking you need help!

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