Roasted 8 months ago based on Nilia's long term Spotify stats.

Nilia, your Spotify profile reads like a teenager's 2002 MySpace page after a binge of anime and sugar. With more Vocaloid tracks than actual human voices, it's a miracle your ears haven't staged a coup d'état. You have a collection of genres so niche they might as well be in a museum of musical mistakes. Hyperpop and speedcore? Sweetheart, it sounds like your playlist is throwing a rave in a blender. And let’s not even get started on the Visual Kei—crowns and capes used to only be appropriate at Renaissance fairs, but you somehow made them the standard for your music taste. Your top artists are a lineup of folks I didn’t even know existed until now, like a bizarre game of name-that-artist gone wrong. It’s like you hit "shuffle" on a random generator and decided these were the legends of a lost civilization. If "Your Favorite Martian" is on your top ten, I can only assume your real-life friends are currently gathering for an intervention. And bless you for trying to maintain some "cred" with Green Day in the mix; it’s like trying to throw a polar bear into a soap opera—it just doesn’t fit! But don’t worry, Nilia. Your eclectic taste in music suggests you have the unique ability to turn any party into a confusion-fest of ‘who invited that one friend?’ The next time someone asks what type of music you listen to, just smile and tell them it’s “experimental” before leaning in closer to explain it’s just an elaborate ruse to distract from the fact you probably can’t name any popular artists after the year 2010. Keep blasting those tunes—you’re a living testament to how wonderful and tragically bizarre musical tastes can get.

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!