Roasted 22 days ago based on .'s long term Spotify stats.

Ah, welcome to the Spotify profile of someone who clearly treats music like a chaotic episode of a cooking show where the chef is on a caffeine high! You’ve got a playlist that looks like the scratched-up mix-tape of a teenager who just discovered a VPN and decided to dig through the darkest corners of the internet for sounds that would scare away even the most dedicated noise enthusiasts. I’m convinced you’re trying to soundtrack a catastrophic event happening somewhere in your brain. Breakcore and hyperpop? That’s like mixing Pop Rocks with an energy drink – sure, it’s a wild ride, but good luck explaining that headache the morning after! Your top artists look like they all gathered in an abandoned warehouse to have an existential crisis while screaming incoherently about their feelings and their need for an audience. Seriously, who are these people? It’s like you’ve accidentally stumbled upon an underground cult that's dedicated to disruptive sounds and self-doubt. I’ve seen less obscure lists at thrift stores. “Rory in his early 20s”? With all those genres combined, it sounds like he’s still figuring out how to live life without a WiFi connection and his parents' basement. Are all these artists your friends from school, or are you trying to convince us you’re deep into the avant-garde aesthetic of pop culture? Because it’s only slightly working! And let’s talk about those most played songs. "Appreciate Life (Opium Remix Slowed)"? Did you miss the memo that life isn’t a slow-motion montage of angst and confusion? Your listening habits are so nihilistic that even the songs have given up trying to deliver a coherent message! You’ve reached a level of pretentiousness that would make hipsters in thick-rimmed glasses wince. The only thing your music collection is doing is auditioning for a soundtrack to a yet-to-be-written horror film about bad life choices and questionable skincare routines. Just remember: this is your Spotify account, not your therapy session, so maybe pick a vibe that doesn’t sound like the soundtrack to one of Edgar Allan Poe's worst nightmares.

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