Roasted 1 year ago based on kelvin's long term Spotify stats.

Look at you, the masked kidd_t.m.k_—the only Spotify profile that could double as an identity crisis! With a favorite genre list longer than a grocery receipt, it’s clear you take your musical preferences as seriously as a cat takes knocking things off tables. Afrobeat, Afropop, Afroeverything, paired with Emo Rap? Congratulations, you’re the perfect representation of someone who can’t decide whether they want to dance or cry about their feelings—stuck in a perpetual state of existential confusion, serenaded by the sound of their own inner turmoil. And those top artists? Good grief. NF to Juice WRLD is quite the leap from "Let's tell the world how sad I am" to "Let me show you how to dance like a refrigerator." It’s like you’re trying to compile a playlist that perfectly captures a midlife crisis at the tender age of twenty. And what’s with Priesst? Are you so indecisive that you needed two songs by the same artist to illustrate your plight? Let me guess, you thought having ‘too many generals in a kitchen’ would somehow spice up the blandness of your life choices. Your most played songs scream “I’m either recently dumped or have a side hustle as a sad cloud.” “If We Have Each Other” and “sincerely, your son” reeks of someone who’s still trying to figure out the concept of emotional safety—trust me, buddy, it’s not on Spotify! Next time, try curating a playlist that reflects a single coherent mood instead of a musical buffet that sounds like it was pieced together by a blindfolded raccoon. Get it together, masked kidd—unless your actual goal is to make us question your life decisions!

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