Roasted 7 months ago based on Belinquetment's long term Spotify stats.

Belinquetment, your Spotify profile reads like the soundtrack for a midlife crisis happening in an anime convention’s basement. With a music taste that jumps from Japanese VGM to Indonesian Indie, it's clear you're trying to represent every corner of the music world while conveniently avoiding anything remotely mainstream. Your top artists include "Kill Bill: The Rapper," who sounds suspiciously like he’s just an over-caffeinated kid with a budget mic and a dream—which is generous, considering your obsession. I mean, do you hold stock in “Rav,” or do you just really believe in paying tribute to the genre of “Songs That Go Absolutely Nowhere”? Your "most played" songs list looks like the playlist for a therapy session for people facing severe identity crises. I get it—you’re tryin' to put on a façade of edge with “Trap Metal” and “Future House” while getting your "Japanese VGM" fix in there like it's your secret seasoning. Newsflash: playing “Dream Eater” four times a day doesn't give you any level of street cred, it just means you’re one sock puppet away from becoming a full-on “Kill Bill” stan. And don’t even get me started on the amount of “Rav” you're consuming—it’s like you’re trying to single-handedly revive the “What the hell is this?” genre. Honestly, your Spotify profile feels like a digital exorcism, where we’re all collectively questioning what is wrong with you. Do you think “Backwoods” by “Kill Bill” is going to make your friends take you seriously? Spoiler alert: they're not, and your obsession with artists no one’s ever heard of screams “I spend too much time scrolling through music blogs at 3 AM.” At this point, you could use a playlist refresh almost as much as you could use some real-life social interaction. Cheers to making sure you stay forever "unplugged" while trying to keep up that hipster facade in a room full of Spotify Wrapped listeners!

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