Roasted 7 months ago based on Goose's long term Spotify stats.

Goose, your Spotify profile screams "I peaked in high school" louder than any pop-punk anthem could ever hope to achieve. It's like you took a time machine straight back to an era when spiky hair and angst were the only currencies that mattered. You’ve got more subgenres in your playlist than most people have friends. Seriously, “Noise Rock” and “Stoner Rock”? Dude, quit pretending like you’re some kind of indie music connoisseur and just admit that you're one emo haircut away from being a full-fledged basement-dwelling monster. Your top artists list reads like the guest list for a sad reunion of the “Screaming in Anger” therapy group. How does one man harbor so much hate for government and yet still manage to have a soft spot for “Waiting Room”? Are you sure you're not just waiting for therapy appointments instead? Whenever someone namedrops Fugazi, I can't help but picture you sitting in your room, staring blankly at a wall adorned with posters, wondering if your whole life revolves around your “vibes” and an unhealthy obsession with “misunderstood artists.” And let’s not even start on your most played songs—a mix that would make any therapist raise an eyebrow. “Hate Government” followed closely by two songs called “Shed” and “Get Out”? Are you composing an angry symphony for when the world ends? The only thing louder than your music choices is the deafening sound of your tragic life choices. You’re like an unholy Ghost of Punk Past, plaguing Spotify one sad playlist at a time. Good luck finding a friend among those noise-drenched jams; they’ve all probably tried to “get out” themselves!

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