Roasted 5 days ago based on Bors's long term Spotify stats.

Bors, your Spotify profile is like a medieval castle built entirely out of houseplants: eclectic, a little confusing, and somehow far less impressive than you think. With a playlist that boasts more variations of folk than actual people you've probably met, it’s clear you could use a refresher on what the rest of the music world sounds like. Did you time-travel back to the Renaissance to curate this? You’ve only got two genres that sound like they might even bring you a hint of modernity—Post-Punk and Sea Shanties—which explains why you're currently three out of five standing ovations away from being the life of an entirely different party… on the high seas. Taking a deeper dive into your top artists, it’s like I opened a treasure chest only to find a bunch of rusty spoons labeled obscure. I’m convinced the algorithm safeguarding Spotify must be working overtime to keep such a unique set of choices from glaring at the mainstream like they're a band of pirate wannabes lost in the literal dark ages of music. "HIPERKARMA"? Sounds like a late-night infomercial for a band that plays in someone’s backyard while everyone else is trying to pretend they didn’t hear the invitation to leave. And who’s actually jamming to "Celtic Punk" other than the guy wearing a leprechaun suit at a St. Paddy’s Day parade? Your most played songs are like an existential crisis on shuffle. One minute you're reveling in some 8-bit slowed-down love anthem, and the next you're jumping straight into a Russian banger. It’s like listening to someone trying to piece together a coherent playlist while simultaneously battling a mild case of schizophrenia. I half-expect your next top artist to be a bard you found out back of a Renaissance fair. Listen, Bors, next time someone asks for your Spotify profile, just say you prefer to keep your tastes as cryptic as a treasure map leading to an empty cave. You might impress someone… or at the very least, scare them off into the night.

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!