Roasted 2 months ago based on Bryce's long term Spotify stats.

Bryce, your Spotify profile is like a time capsule from 1977—except instead of being filled with the revolutionary spirit of rock and roll, it’s packed to the brim with so much testosterone that it could fuel the next five CrossFit classes. It's a wonder the authorities haven’t shut down your account for being an actual time warp to a dad rock barbecue. Is there a rule saying you can only listen to bands that have more riffs than lyrical content? Because I’m pretty sure all your playlists were curated by a middle-aged man who refuses to let go of his mullet. Let’s talk about your top artists. Metallica and Ozzy might be legends, but it seems like the rest of your lineup is stuck in a late-night nostalgia binge with a side of deep regret. WWE? Really? Did you lose a bet, or are you just trying to prove you can rock out and pile drive your self-esteem at the same time? If I had a dollar for every time I saw “Sympathy For The Devil” on repeat, I’d have enough to pay for the therapy you’ll surely need after realizing that your taste in music hasn't evolved since you were 12 years old. And those most played songs? Let’s be honest: if you add up the number of times you’ve streamed “Fade To Black” and “Master Of Puppets,” I’m pretty convinced your Spotify Wrapped could double as a cry for help. Seriously, Bryce, have you considered there are other genres out there that don't sound like a construction site during a thunderstorm? If your music library were a movie, it would be the dullest three-hour epic nobody asked for, with a plot twist involving a very confused hairdresser. Try branching out a little before you need a leather jacket just to listen to your Spotify!

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