Roasted 2 years ago based on Silas's long term Spotify stats.

Oh, Silas, your Spotify profile is like a musical mood swing – one minute you're rapping about the streets of Miami, and the next you're crying into your diary about a breakup that probably happened over avocado toast. It’s impressive, really. You’ve managed to create a playlist that feels like the soundtrack to a midlife crisis for someone who's barely out of college. With all those genres, you must be the ultimate indecisive hipster – less of a music lover and more of a walking Spotify algorithm gone rogue. Your top artists tell a tale more convoluted than a plot twist in a bad teen drama. Rex Orange County and XXXTENTACION? It’s like mixing a double shot of espresso with a chamomile tea; both are great, but together, you just end up with a jittery confession about your feelings. I mean, can you really call it a “top artist” collection when it looks like you're curating a list for a therapy playlist rather than a genuine taste in music? If your Spotify was a college essay, it would be chock-full of vague references, and probably a little too much self-involvement. And let's not even get started on your most played songs – “YUKON (INTERLUDE)?” You’re out here jamming to interludes like they’re the main event. It’s a good thing Joji isn’t dropping full albums, or your emotional dysfunction would be a national crisis. Your playlist is like a buffet at a bad wedding: an odd mix that leaves everyone confused and questioning their life choices. It’s a wonder people haven't sent you a therapy bill for exposing them to your eclectic taste. Keep spinning those tracks, Silas – your Spotify might be a mess, but at least it’s a hilarious one!

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