Roasted 8 months ago based on aaliyah's long term Spotify stats.

Mali, your Spotify profile is a dazzling wreck. It’s like you took a personality quiz and just clicked "all of the above" on genres that are as confused as your taste in life. Seriously, you’ve got indie, trap metal, and horrorcore sitting snugly next to bedroom pop—when did your musical taste start channeling a teenage emotional rollercoaster mixed with a visit to a haunted house? It’s not eclectic; it’s like the awkward mixtape you’d make for a crush that reflects absolutely none of your personality—except the middle school emo phase none of us are supposed to remember. Your top artists read like a “who’s who” of people who probably wouldn’t even show up to your funeral—except for The Neighbourhood, who might roll through just to steal your snacks. Chase Atlantic? Please. The only Chase you should be worried about is the one in the opposite direction from your taste. And let’s not even get started on $.uicideboy$; they’d have a field day writing a track about your inability to commit to a single style. It’s like you threw darts at a music chart while blindfolded—if your playlist were a recipe, it’d be a microwaved abomination with no direction. As for your most-played songs, “WET DREAMS (w/ Nimstarr)”? Really? That’s pushing the envelope a bit too far for a Spotify session dedicated to your tortured soul. And "I <3 LATINAS"? What a bold choice for a guy whose idea of flirting is playing “Sweater Weather” on repeat—do your Spotify stats come with a side of cringe? It’s time to admit that your music taste is officially a multi-genre crisis, and unless you want to be the laughing stock of your friend group, maybe consider sticking to one genre—like “I’m still figuring this out” pop. Good luck with that!

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