Roasted 10 months ago based on RektSushee's long term Spotify stats.

Alright, RektSushee, here we go! Your Spotify profile is like a high school mixtape made by a kid who just discovered the internet and thought, "You know what would be cool? A playlist that confuses everyone!" Seriously, vaporwave and gospel together? That's like putting pineapple on pizza while also calling it a holy sacrament. I can just picture you blaring “Hyperpop” at church while trying to convince the congregation, “It’s a vibe, trust me!” Your top artists read like the Lost & Found bin at a thrift store where someone's just dumped their entire collection of "things that didn't sell." "猫 シ Corp."? What even is that? Not to mention, the moment we saw "MAXIMUM THE HORMONE" nestled next to "Freddie Dredd," your credibility packed its bags and jumped out the window. I mean, these artists sound less like a playlist and more like the soundtrack of an existential crisis, combined with a culinary deciding factor on whether sushi's more authentic or just a mildly traumatizing mistake. And those most played songs! "El Gordo Trae El Mando"? Are you sure it’s not a taco truck menu item? Because it definitely sounds like you’ve been going on a culinary tour instead of a musical one. My dude, your taste is so eclectic that it ought to come with a warning label — “May induce confusion, strong eye-rolls, and the uncontrollable urge to scrub your ears clean with bleach.” Step it up, RektSushee. You may need to take your vibe check again and maybe, just maybe, take a break from the anime soundtracks and embrace a little of that fleeting thing called mainstream!

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