Roasted 11 months ago based on Pizzabocs's long term Spotify stats.

Pizzabocs, your Spotify profile reads like the diary of a teenager trying too hard to be "cultured." I mean, you’ve got more Afrobeats and Afropop than a whole continent could handle. It’s as if you walked into a world music store and, eyes wide in bewilderment, shouted, “I’ll take one of each, thanks!” Newsflash, buddy: there's a fine line between embracing the diversity of global sounds and sounding like a wannabe DJ at a high school party. Your favorite artists read like the “who’s who” of overplayed Spotify playlists. Drake, J. Cole, and Kendrick Lamar—congratulations! You’ve officially unlocked the “Basic Hip-Hop Fan” badge. Add in a sprinkle of UK Drill, and it’s pretty evident that your musical taste is as predictable as a Marvel movie ending. Honestly, the only thing less surprising than your top songs is the fact that you’ve probably heard “Sicko Mode” more times than you’ve seen sunlight this week. And let's not even get started on those most played tracks. With songs like "Só Dá" and "Don't Stare Too Long," it seems you’ve assembled a collection that screams “I want to look deep, but I actually just sat through a Netflix binge of The Office for the tenth time.” Seriously, your listening choices are like a buffet where every dish is beige and absolutely forgettable. Get it together, Pizzabocs—your Spotify should be a jam session, not a nap session!

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