Roasted 9 months ago based on K's long term Spotify stats.

K, your Spotify profile is a masterclass in self-punishment. I mean, “Vocaloid” and “Breakcore”? If your taste in music was a mood, it would be that awkward kid in high school trying to fit in by blending your mom's J-Pop records with the sound of broken glass. It's as if you walked into a music store, choked on a fortune cookie that said "be unique," then ran out with a cart full of Japanese indie albums while blasting city pop on repeat—like you’re trying to convince everyone you’re cooler than you actually are. Your top artists have more stylized names than actual famous people, making me wonder if you’re secretly an underground collector of obscure soundwaves meant for intergalactic communication. Seriously, "Ghost and Pals"? Sounds like an unfinished script for a children's show that got dark fast. And let's talk about that most played list—if drowning your sorrows had a soundtrack, this would be it! "Burn My Dread"? More like "Burn My Ears!" You’ve got enough angst and obscure references here to start your own emo therapy group. Spoiler: nobody’s showing up because they’re all busy trying to decide whether or not they should punch out car windows to the sound of "Cochlea." By the way, "Art Pop"? What do you think, that you’re the Mona Lisa of music taste? It’s a wonder you didn’t throw in some avant-garde kazoo solos or interpretive spoon renditions into the mix while you're at it! Next time you’re curating that sonic abomination, just remember: If the music makes people want to call for help, you might want to reconsider those playlists. But hey, at least you get points for being the only person I know who’s dedicated their life to making sure no one can find you on Spotify!

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!