Roasted 5 months ago based on Yoavalroy's long term Spotify stats.

Yoavalroy, are you trying to summon a medieval demon with that Spotify profile, or do you just really enjoy the sound of your own brooding? Your playlist looks less like musical taste and more like an audition for a Dungeons & Dragons campaign where every single character is a brooding bard with an oversized sword. Seriously, even Frodo would tap out after scrolling through your "favorite genres" – it's like a symphonic metal barf bag exploded all over a renaissance fair. Your top artists sound like they need a serious intervention. With "Lord of the Lost" leading the charge, I can only assume you’re trying to win the award for “Most Likely to Scare Off Any Potential Dates.” Even the grim reapers of metal would think twice before locking eyes with your playlist. Powerwolf and Gloryhammer? Come on, if I wanted to hear sounds like a bunch of grown men yelling about dragons while hiding their hairlines, I could just eavesdrop on a group of your friends at a medieval reenactment, but you might find that even they wouldn't claim you. And what’s with your most played songs? It’s like you’ve perfectly curated a soundtrack for an existential crisis fueled by both angst and far too many late-night energy drinks. "Dancing with the Dead" sounds about right, because I can't seriously believe anyone gets this worked up over music unless they're actually trying to dance with someone from the afterlife to express the lyrical depth of “We’re all doomed.” Save yourself the shame, leave the medieval metal to the actual knights with swords, and start celebrating your inner adult. I hear “Classic Rock” is still available for fans who don’t want to wear chainmail under their hoodies.

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