Roasted 10 months ago based on niyah's long term Spotify stats.
Oh look, it's Niyah – the self-proclaimed queen of melancholic vibes and moody R&B tracks. With a genre list that looks less like a playlist and more like a cry for help, we get it, you want to keep those feelings locked away. “Trap Soul”? Really? You’ve chosen a genre that sounds like Victorian poetry mixed with someone shouting in a night club. If your life is a dark romantic tragedy, how are you still finding time for all 300 iterations of Afrobeat? Your artist choices read like someone desperately trying to curate the ultimate “I swear I’m not sad, just misunderstood” playlist. I mean, it’s like you’re having a love affair with Tory Lanez while simultaneously stabbing your ex with all the sharp lyrics from Summer Walker. Congratulations on creating a dating history that feels like a never-ending mixtape of broken dreams, Niyah! If we dive any deeper into your most played songs, we might just inadvertently discover your therapist's music recommendations. If the world is ending and all we have left is your Spotify playlist, I’ve got to say, I’d be worried the Grim Reaper would pull out a dance move, realize it’s all Tory Lanez and just take his own life instead. It’s a real skill to be able to jam to such a morose vibe while claiming the Afrobeat crown. Niyah, I can only assume you’ve turned “Rage Rap” into a personal experience, likely involving therapeutic kitchen tantrums while cooking your latest sad meal. But hey, at least you’re consistent in your utter disdain for upbeat music! Keep those feelings pouring in. At this rate, maybe you should change your name to Niyah the Pile of Emotions.
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