Roasted 2 years ago based on Charlie doyle's long term Spotify stats.

Charlie Doyle, I’ve seen more variety in a can of beige paint. With a favorite genre list that reads like someone accidentally fell into the trendy section of a thrift store, let’s not pretend you’re the connoisseur of music you think you are. “Modern Jungle”? Seriously? What is that, a Netflix docuseries about music producers exploring inner-city wildlife? You’ve got about as much edge as a butter knife set to ‘soft spread.’ And let’s talk about those “top artists,” shall we? It’s like you took a nostalgia trip through your mom’s CD collection—Adele and Amy Winehouse? How original! At this point, your taste in music is so mainstream it might as well be offered as a side dish with every basic brunch in town. "British Soul" sounds like you're just trying to sound cultured, while really, you're just excitedly bobbing your head to every song that sounds remotely similar to "Rolling in the Deep." You’ve got more musical clichés than a karaoke night with a bunch of Instagram influencers. Now onto your most played songs—nothing like a meticulously crafted list that screams “I’m desperately trying to be unique, but I have commitment issues even with my playlists.” “Fallin'" and “Ex-Factor”? Classic breakup jams for when you realize you’ve never actually had one! And who could forget “Until I Found You”? Which should be retitled “Until I Found Out You Just Like What Everyone Else Likes.” Congratulations, Charlie! You’ve curated the ultimate soundtrack to your one-man pity party, and I’ll bring the chips.

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8.7MArtists
110.7MSongs
21MAlbums
6.8KGenres
3.9MLabels
526.2KPlaylists