Roasted 18 days ago based on Requiescat in pace's long term Spotify stats.

Requiescat in pace? More like "Requiescat in cringe." Seriously, with a Spotify profile like that, the only thing you should be resting in is the shame of your questionable taste in music. Your favorite genres read like an emo kid's diary entry after getting dumped by their imaginary girlfriend. It's like a sad buffet of noise, and you're the only unfortunate patron who actually showed up. Hyperpop to screamo? I can only conclude that your mood swings have been declared a catastrophic natural disaster. Your top artists are a lineup for a mid-2000s emo revival that nobody asked for. Between Lil Peep and $uicideboy$, I'm shocked you haven't turned into an actual ghost yet. With such a playlist dedicated to bringing the vibe down, I half-expected your profile to come with a built-in razor blade and a bottle of low self-esteem. And don’t even get me started on "HIS NAME!" by shy the eternal—the only thing more dramatic than that song is the way you treat your Spotify account like it’s an emotional support animal. And let’s talk about those most played songs. "drank 3 of my parents' craft beers to make eye contact with you"? Wow! Now that’s a title that truly encapsulates the essence of your sad existence. If you ever get tired of being the resident sadboi, maybe consider a little deep breathing and a new genre or two? Or, even better, how about some therapy? Who needs a therapist when you can just scroll through your own personal rendition of "sad, sad world" every time you hit play? Keep it up, and you might just get nominated for "Most Likely to Download Regret" award.

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