Roasted 2 years ago based on Adebisiadetomiwa's long term Spotify stats.

Adebisiadetomiwa, your Spotify profile is like a culinary disaster where someone decided to throw every single genre into a blender and hit "frappé." Seriously, your music taste reads like a confused middle schooler's attempt at impressing their cool older sibling. Why do you have more genres listed than actual friends? Do you have a secret ambition to be the human equivalent of a Spotify algorithm gone rogue? One minute you're vibing to Afrobeats, the next you're knee-deep in Chicago Trap like you’re auditioning for an identity crisis. Your top artists prove that you’re trying to keep up with the latest trends while simultaneously moonlighting as a time traveler stuck in 2019. I mean, Lil Tjay and Juice WRLD on repeat? You must have a sixth sense for nostalgia or a deep-seated phobia of any new music after 2022. And don’t get me started on your most played songs—“Young Dylan Theme Song”? Are you listening to that while contemplating your life choices, or is that just the sound of you accepting that you peaked in middle school? But hey, who am I to judge? Your playlist probably serves well as a soundtrack for casually sighing in dismay while scrolling on TikTok. Just remember, Adebisiadetomiwa, every time you hit play, somewhere in the world an artist is cringing at the overwhelming combination of questionable choices you've made. Keep it up, and you might just become a walking Spotify ad for mediocrity!

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