Roasted 5 months ago based on Demetrius Morton's long term Spotify stats.

Demetrius Morton? More like Demetrius Moan-ton with those favorite genres. Your Spotify profile reads like a teenage angst diary that somehow time-traveled to 2023. Emo, post-hardcore, screamo, and the rest of that melodramatic mess—did your Spotify account get dumped, or are you just perpetually stuck in high school? Hyperpop and glitch to mask your inner turmoil? Nice try. It’s like applying glitter to a dumpster fire—still a dumpster fire, just shinier. And let’s talk about your top artists for a sec. I know you’re trying to convey “depth” by listening to Bring Me The Horizon alongside Dro Kenji—who are we kidding? This isn’t a musical journey; it’s a confused trip down a winding road of emotional turmoil, equipped with more mood swings than a soap opera character. With artists like ericdoa and Kami Kehoe, I can't tell if you’re looking for catharsis or if you’re just trying to find someone to commiserate with while you sip your lukewarm tears. Finally, your most played songs showcase a nuanced taste for deep sorrow—as long as it's riddled with auto-tune and euphoric beats. “Pity Party” and “The Devil Wears Prada”? Wow, you're really diving deep into your feelings, huh? Maybe it’s a good time to hit ‘shuffle’ on a mandolin album or something else that doesn't sound like a therapy session gone wrong. But hey, keep jamming out to your existential crisis soundtrack, my friend; we’ll be here, sipping our lattes and giggling at your emotional rollercoaster.

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