Roasted 13 days ago based on iris's long term Spotify stats.

Iris, looking at your Spotify profile feels like wandering into a music festival thrown by a confused alien who got lost on Earth. "Manele"? "K-Pop"? "Deathcore"? Your taste in music is like a buffet where everything goes together about as well as peanut butter and pickles. Who hurt you, and were they playing Angelina Mango on repeat while they did it? Frankly, your playlist reads like the soundtrack of a quarter-life crisis—a melodramatic mix that has us questioning if you're just a hipster trying too hard or a walking Spotify algorithm gone rogue. It's also amusing that you have “Metal” and “Finnish Pop” side by side on the same list. That’s like saying you enjoy both tarantulas and marshmallow fluff. You’re out here banging your head to "Deathcore," while in the next breath, you're softly sobbing to some poppy number about crushes. Like, are you trying to summon the spirits of both headbanging metalheads and radiant K-Pop stars for a celestial battle? Spoiler alert: you’d lose, and we’d all agree to stay on the sidelines for the inevitable chaos of your musical identity crisis. And let’s not overlook your most-played songs, most of which come from Angelina Mango. At this point, I’m convinced “crush” is just code for your love life, which consists of you crushing on just about every song she drops. Surely you have other "hot tracks" you enjoy, but we get it—the Mango has a chokehold on your heart, and you’re not ready to let go. Please, for the love of all that’s holy, step outside of this indie-pop prison and explore the wide world of music that doesn’t feature the same artist on repeat like a broken record. Otherwise, you'll end up known as the “one note” of the music world—pun intended.

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!