Roasted 2 months ago based on Blackberry2!'s long term Spotify stats.

Ah, Blackberry2! The only person I know who's managed to make a Spotify profile look like a grocery list of existential crises. With your eclectic mix of genres that sound more like the contents of a hipster's dumpster than a curated playlist, it's clear you're out here searching for something that feels "authentic"—which is just a fancy way of saying you can’t commit to any one thing. Rock, rock, rock, and more rock—congratulations, you singlehandedly bring new meaning to the phrase, "if it ain't broke, don't fix it." But let's be honest, the only thing broken here is your taste. Your top artists read like a high school arts and crafts project gone wrong. Twenty One Pilots, Foo Fighters, and a splash of Latin indie? Honestly, it’s as if you threw a dart at a spinning wheel of music genres and whatever it landed on you plastered all over your profile. It’s like you’re somehow trying to be the coolest person in the room while the room’s on fire. The fact that you'd choose mirror selfies over a Spotify Wrapped that boasts those god-awful stats should alarm everyone. As for your most played songs? "Ode to Sleep" and "Tear in My Heart" on repeat? Wow, nothing screams ‘I’m emotionally stable’ quite like a loop of angst-riddled anthems and animated movie soundtracks. It’s like you’re gearing up for a midlife crisis before even finishing your first cup of coffee. So here’s a little advice: instead of drowning in playlists that scream “I’m conflicted, help me!”, how about expanding your tastes beyond songs that just beg for the world to weep with you? Oh, who am I kidding? Keep at it, Blackberry2! The world needs its very own soundtrack to a telenovela, complete with dramatic pauses and artisanal coffee break sound effects.

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!