Roasted 8 months ago based on Kate's long term Spotify stats.

Oh, Kate, your Spotify profile reads like a therapy session sponsored by adolescent angst and a suspicious number of beanies. Emo rap and classic rock? That's like trying to run a marathon while simultaneously falling off a skateboard—confused, chaotic, and definitely meant for a different age group. You’ve basically created a cringe playlist for when you need to wallow in your feelings while contemplating your next existential crisis. Seriously, it’s like you visited a thrift shop and thought, “I’ll take one of everything that screams mid-life crisis for a teenager!” Your top artists are a hell of a mash-up, too. I mean, Conan Gray and Tyler, The Creator? Are you trying to establish your identity as a sad clown with a touch of hipster elegance? And I get it—d4vd is the perfect name for a guy whose music encapsulates the feeling of being perpetually confused and mildly depressed. But really, with your list, it’s hard to tell if you’re forging your own unique vibe or just living in a perpetual state of trying to be “different” on Instagram. Spoiler alert: it’s not working. As for your most played songs, it’s less of a playlist and more of a cry for help. "You Get Me So High"? Well, that explains a lot about your taste. With tracks like “Take Me To Church” mixed in, are you sure you want to admit you’re also a fan of Church™? Or is it more of a plea to haul you away from whatever basement you’re binging these tracks in? I swear I can smell the musty old vinyl just from reading your profile. But hey, at least it’s all 'on brand'—just like your collection of ironic T-shirts and a profound lack of social plans on a Saturday night!

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