Roasted 10 months ago based on Cassia Barros's long term Spotify stats.

Cassia Barros, it appears your musical taste is as diverse as a cow in a boutique cookie shop. With genres like "Agronejo" and "Forró," I wouldn’t be surprised if your Spotify wrapped comes with a side of corn on the cob. You’ve managed to cram more Sertanejo into your playlist than a Brazilian barbecue can hold! I mean, how many guitar strums does it take to realize you’re one cowboy hat away from a country-themed midlife crisis? And those top artists, girl, I have to say, they could use a consultant for "Please, stop." The Weeknd and Nicki Minaj must weep at the thought of being sandwiched between Ges and Justin Bieber’s apologies for “Yummy.” Seriously? Four—yes, *four*—Sabrina Carpenter tracks? At this point, I’m convinced she’s your personal life coach or maybe just the embodiment of your wildest, most confusing dreams. No offense, but if it weren’t for those high-energy Dr. Pimple Popper playlists, you'd have the emotional range of a soggy cardboard box. Lastly, let's talk about your most played songs. "Canudinho - Ao Vivo" tops your list—impressive! What a way to show off your talent for ignoring all songs written after 2010. And let's not overlook the fact that half of your *most played* tracks are basically featuring Sabrina Carpenter on repeat. Sounds like someone is really hoping for a chance to bring her to prom! If there was an award for karaoke queen of emotional confusion, you’d take home the gold, Cassia. But just like a car stuck in the mud, it might be time to rev things up and switch gears before you get another case of "Sertanejo Stuck."

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