Roasted 7 months ago based on Marq's long term Spotify stats.

Marq, your Spotify profile reads like a high school kid's chaotic poster board project on indie music with a side of emo. Seriously, how many songs could one person possibly need to play to work through their feelings? Your Mitski obsession is less like an artist crush and more like the world's most melodramatic reality show where you're the star and all the other artists are just background characters confused about their roles. If I had a nickel for every time you played "Francis Forever," I could probably hire Mitski to write a song about your unending existential crisis. But let’s dive into your "favorite genres." Hyperpop? Art Pop? Is that like saying you enjoy "Loud" and "Screeching"? And how many types of metal are you trying to juggle here? At this point, your playlist is like a culinary experiment gone wrong—too many flavors, none of which quite blend together. Call me when you figure out what sonic identity crisis you’re going through. Maybe contact a therapist while you're at it, one who specializes in "niche music preferences leading to an identity crisis." And then there's the top artists list, where variety goes to die. You’ve got Mitski completely dominating, with a few oddball choices like Tally Hall and Ayesha Erotica thrown in to keep things random—like a salad with gummy bears. Honestly, it’s so disjointed I half expect “System of a Down” to be the dark horse next to your Mitski obsession, ready to elicit an emotional brawl on your playlist. But hey, at least when the world ends in chaos due to your chaotic music taste, you’ll have the experimental jams to accompany the meltdown. Congratulations, Marq! You're officially the musical equivalent of a flying spaghetti monster.

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!