Roasted 5 months ago based on 𝐦𝐢𝐥𝐚🪽's long term Spotify stats.

Oh, Mila, your music taste is like a thrift store—full of eclectic finds and questionable choices that should probably stay hidden behind closed doors. With genres like "Riot Grrrl" and "Queercore," it’s clear you’re trying to impress everyone with your edgy suburban rebellion while secretly vibing on a Saturday night with a cup of chamomile tea. And with 15 different types of pop on your playlist, it seems like you’d still manage to find a way to class up a karaoke night at a dive bar just to sing “Shake It Off” by Taylor Swift for the 47th time. Let’s talk about those top artists—Taylor Swift, Lana Del Rey, and Lady Gaga? You really are on a first-name basis with heartache and glitter, aren’t you? It’s like you’re trying to assemble the most emotional girl gang, but instead of smashing the patriarchy, you’re just teaming up for group therapy sessions where you analyze every single lyric while sipping on overpriced vegan lattes. At this point, it’s hard to tell if you're living your best life or just hoping a white stallion will carry you away from this loaded brunch scramble of a life. And those most-played songs? Hon, the fact that you've crammed “ESPRESSO” by Sabrina Carpenter and “this is me trying” by Taylor Swift on the same list is a bold move, considering the only real chaos people would experience is from the overwhelming lack of consistency in your music choices. Seriously though, if ‘LUNCH’ by Billie Eilish is your idea of a wild afternoon, I can only imagine what a Saturday night looks like—probably a throwback to when you were first heartbroken over a high school crush and blasting “Getaway Car.” But hey, at least with all that hyperpop, you’ll never run out of ways to distract yourself from the fact that your entire Spotify profile screams “I’m still figuring this out.”

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