Roasted 1 month ago based on Umakant's long term Spotify stats.

Umakant, your Spotify profile reads like the soundtrack to a wedding party that just couldn't get it right. I mean, how many times can one person listen to "Paan Ki Dukaan" before questioning their life choices? If this is a reflection of your taste in music, I wouldn’t be surprised if your favorite lyric is "Can we not talk about this?" because let’s be honest, that’s the only way to avoid the embarrassment of your playlist. I bet your headphones are silently screaming for help every time they sense you searching for "new music." Your top artists scream "concert of one" with a side of "please take me back to the 90s." Seriously, when the biggest heartbreak of your life is not being able to see Lata Mangeshkar live, I can only assume your pulse quickens every time you hear a sitar solo. You’ve nestled yourself so deeply into Bollywood nostalgia that you could drown in a pool of synth-heavy Bollywood tracks and still come up with a smile on your face, meanwhile forgetting the world outside, which is filled with actual genres that don’t require a dance involving a dozen cousins. As for your most played songs, they're practically begging for a rescue mission. For every romantic ballad by Arijit Singh, there’s an equal and opposite reaction of groans and facepalms from the people around you. You know you’ve hit rock bottom when your go-to pump-up jam is “Aam Jahe Munde.” At this point, your Spotify profile is just a cry for help mixed with a cultural identity crisis. So here’s a suggestion: When in doubt, try hitting shuffle—but only if you're ready to face that harsh reality that there's life beyond Desi Hip Hop.

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!