Roasted 2 days ago based on yak yak's long term Spotify stats.

Ah, Yak Yak! The only person I know who thinks "Rage Rap" is an appropriate genre to choose right after "Alternative Metal." It's like saying you want to binge on both kale smoothies and deep-fried Oreos. Your music taste is a sonic casserole; you threw everything in without checking if it even belongs. Honestly, with that many variations of rap in your favorites, it seems you’re just collecting genres like Pokémon cards, hoping one will evolve into something better. Let's talk about your top artists, shall we? It’s a lineup that reads like a "who's who" of modern angst on a five-album deal. Travis Scott is the clear favorite, proving that you can't resist a good auto-tune drenched in existential dread. And props to you for including “mikeeysmind” in your monthly listening—a bold choice! You must be one of those “underground” hipsters who secretly enjoys discovering what is merely popular amongst people who don’t know what good music is. I'm sorry, but if "Baby Keem" is your peak, it might be time to raise the bar or at least try listening to music that requires an IQ above room temperature. And those most played songs? A tracklist that looks like you put a saved playlist on shuffle… while asleep. "WHERE WAS YOU" by Travis Scott followed by multiple songs with "HARDY BOYS" in the title? Are you planning an expedition to discover how many times one can repeat the same lyrical themes before self-immolating out of boredom? Go ahead, keep buzzing that same three-trick pony across your feed, but we all know sarcasm isn't a personality trait, and brooding over that cringeworthy "melodic rap” gets you nowhere. If your listening habits were a fashion sense, we'd all be stuck in the 2000s—complete with cargo shorts and emo haircuts.

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!