Roasted 9 months ago based on Maria:)'s long term Spotify stats.

Oh Maria, your Spotify profile is like that dusty attic no one dares to enter. With genres like Disco Polo and Horrorcore, it's almost as if your musical taste is taking a leisurely stroll through the worst parts of a mid-90s basement party—complete with neon spandex and questionable decisions. Listen, I get that you want to showcase your uniqueness, but doing it through Norwegian Pop and Hardstyle is like claiming you love exotic food while shoveling in plain white rice and boiled chicken. Bravo! You’ve officially peaked in the ‘What Were You Thinking?’ department. Looking at your top artists, I can only assume that your music library is a result of an elaborate prank by your friends, or maybe a time machine malfunction that dropped you into a parallel universe where being completely out of touch is the norm. "Majki" and "Kizo"? If you’re trying to make sense of the musical world around you, sweetie, it’s going to take a lot more than bopping along to these sonic abominations. Your listening choices scream, "I have a good sense of humor, but no self-respect!" What’s next, a Spotify playlist titled “Songs to Cry to while Eating Cheetos”? And don’t even get me started on your most played songs. “Mario Bros” by Majki? You really did put the ‘mo’ in ‘moment of contempt.’ It’s as if you accidentally wandered into a chaotic bar in Poland and decided that you must own the soundtrack of regret. "DYM" signals that you're not just trapped in a musical time warp, but that you’ve completely embraced it with the enthusiasm of a cat at a dog park. I can only hope you find yourself soon because at this rate, your Spotify is about to get a restraining order against you for bad taste. Stay strong, Maria; the world needs you and your questionable playlists!

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