Roasted 1 year ago based on guy's long term Spotify stats.

Ah, Spotify profile "idk," a name that perfectly encapsulates your taste. You have a favorite genre list so eclectic it looks like it was generated by a confused algorithm. “Art Rock”? Seriously? Did you just crawl out of a pretentious art gallery where people sip overpriced wine and pretend to understand modern art? And don't even get me started on "Jangle Pop" — I didn’t realize we were still vibing with the sounds of 80s garage bands and they only had one riff to play! Let’s talk about your top artists. Is "Radiohead" on your list because you want to remind everyone how tragically deep you are, or are you just in it for the emotional support while you listen to your spiraling thoughts? As for "Billie Eilish," it’s like you’re trying to forge a connection with gen Z while forgetting that your favorite songs are basically just emo lullabies for adults who can’t figure out what they want. And, oh boy, how refreshing to see “Danny Gonzalez” in the mix. Did you think he’d go easy on you for listening to K-Pop alongside alternative rock? Newsflash: we all see you trying to bridge the gap between trendy and tragic! Lastly, your most played songs reflect an impressive dedication to music that sounds like it was recorded underwater. “Sailor Song”? More like “Snoozefest in Seaweed.” Adding “unravel” to your playlist? Talk about a commitment to wallowing—you must really be leaning into that emotional baggage. So congrats on your Spotify, it's the perfect soundtrack to your existential dread as you surf through your confused identity. Keep rocking that identity crisis, idk; you might just end up in a music therapy session before you know it!

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