Roasted 7 months ago based on Niccolò La Martina's long term Spotify stats.

Ah, Niccolò La Martina, the living proof that Spotify can make your music taste a complete dumpster fire and still somehow be a nice guy. With a lineup of genres that looks like a high school teenager's mood swings on a Friday night, you’ve somehow managed to curate a playlist that sounds like a bad Italian restaurant remixing trap beats while it rains. "Italian Trap"? Really? Sounds like a niche genre that even your grandma would roll her eyes at. Emo Rap? You've got an identity crises that even your therapist would struggle to understand. Let’s break down those top artists—because clearly, “Per Dormire di TraxLab” has more tracks than actual listeners, and “Suoni di Pioggia Projetto Italia di TraxLab” literally translates to “Sounds of Rain Project Italy,” which might be fitting for your own sound quality. This is the only place where “BATTITO” by Fedez seems like a celebration of your heart rate after listening to a solid hour of trap and drill... alone. And if I see one more track involving "suoni di pioggia," I'm going to assume you’re trying to manifest your aspirations of becoming a modern-day rain god or just using your Spotify as free ASMR therapy. But hey, we commend you for sticking with "Trap Latino"—that’s at least one genre in your Spotify that connects with the outside world! You’ve managed to cling to an impressive number of homages to rain while simultaneously diving into genres that sound like they could double as a soundboard for a digital game of Russian roulette. Keep taking those risks with your listens, Niccolò. It’s the only thing keeping you interesting in a musical landscape that’s likely laughing behind your back, or trying to rain on your parade.

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