Roasted 9 days ago based on Mathieu's long term Spotify stats.

Ah, Mathieu, the king of the “Pop” genre—because let’s be real, you’re as mainstream as a Starbucks on a Monday morning. With a playlist that could make even the most patient of music lovers question their life choices, it’s clear you’ve succeeded in creating the soundtrack to a mid-2000s rom-com no one asked for. “Art Pop”? More like “Art? Please explain!” You’re one Spotify update away from being the poster child for what happens when you let a toddler choose the soundtrack for a brunch. Your top artists read like a who’s who of glitter and glittery disasters. Charli XCX has more bangers than you've had hot dinners, but don’t worry, we all know you only bounce to her beats in the safety of your bedroom with a face full of skincare routines. Talk about a musical identity crisis—are you trying to be the hip Latin kingpin or just a confused mess wandering through Europop? Let’s face it, your taste runs the risk of being so hyper that it needs a warning label stuck on it. And those most played songs? "Dying for You"? More like “Dying from secondhand embarrassment.” You’re basically in a committed relationship with Charli XCX, and we’re worried that at this point, she might have a restraining order on you. “Can’t Pull Me Down?” Honey, it’s clear you’ve already hit rock bottom with that playlist. But keep those bops coming because they’re the perfect backdrop for the colorful disaster that is your musical ego!

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