Roasted 5 months ago based on BrennenC09's long term Spotify stats.

Oh, BrennenC09, the human equivalent of a mixtape that’s stuck in the early 2000s while trying desperately to look artsy and cultured. You’ve got a genre list that reads like a teenager's Spotify account during an identity crisis—one minute you're rocking out to "Classic Rock," and the next, you're deep into the world of "Japanese VGM" like that’s a personality trait. What's next? A heartfelt appreciation for elevator jazz? Save it for your next awkward Tinder bio. Your top artists are slightly more eclectic than a hipster café menu, and we get it, you possess musical taste that could only belong to someone who has been banned from karaoke nights for not hitting the notes. Nujabes—great, if your aim is to act enigmatic and obscure. Is Lyn the soundtrack for your next existential crisis? I can picture you at parties explaining the profundity of “Tank!” while everyone stares at you like you just walked into the wrong venue with a foam finger in your hand, ready to cheer for the wrong team. And don’t think I overlooked your most played songs—they're the weirdest bunch of earworms I’ve ever seen. It’s like your playlist is the sound of someone trying too hard to be unique but ending up completely unremarkable. “Pretty Fly (For A White Guy)?” Listen, Brennen, your self-awareness is as lacking as a karaoke machine without a mic. This song choice isn’t just a cry for help; it’s a full-blown emergency broadcast. If anyone’s looking for the soundtrack to their midlife crisis or a cringe compilation of youthful indecision, they can just roll up to your Spotify profile!

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!