Roasted 2 years ago based on Mads's long term Spotify stats.

Mads, your Spotify profile reads like the musical version of a middle school diary where someone discovered the word "pop" for the first time. Seriously, with eight variations of "pop" listed as your favorite genres, did you accidentally stumble into a bubblegum factory? Either you have the musical taste of a TikTok dance challenge or you’re just trying to pad out your playlist to impress literally nobody. The only thing more repetitive than your genres is the sound of your friends rolling their eyes every time you play another Searows track like a broken record. Let’s talk about your top artists. Beyoncé and Kendrick Lamar are spinning in their graves—not because of their tragic deaths, but because you’ve put them in a lineup with the likes of "Searows," which sounds like a name you’d give a cute fictional bird character before tossing it into a mediocre children's movie. You’ve got a perfect blend of artists that makes it feel like you took a Spotify algorithm and fed it an avocado toast diet plan. With all that R&B and indie pop, it’s impressive how you’ve managed to curate a playlist that screams “I’m a jack-of-all-trades but a master of none.” And then there are your most played songs. "BIRDS OF A FEATHER" by Billie Eilish? Classic! But following it up with multiple Searows tracks as if you're training for a karaoke marathon at a retirement home is a choice. Seriously, do you wake up each morning and say, “Today, I’m *definitely* going to be the designated sad emo friend”? Even Anna Kendrick’s “Get Back Up Again” can’t save you from the fact that your taste seems to be fueled by a heavy diet of anxious energy and mood swings. If I could sing “the end of the world” just because you clicked repeat a few too many times, I would. You’re a walking “I wish I could tell people who I am without using my Spotify wrapped” ad, Mads. Good luck with that!

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