Roasted 1 year ago based on Zar ᶻ 𝘇 𐰁's long term Spotify stats.

Welcome to the Spotify profile of Trashit, where the musical taste is as deep as kiddie pool. You must be the one person who took "Let’s embrace our inner weeb" a little too seriously. I mean, your genres sound like a middle schooler’s playlist at an anime convention. Seriously, five different flavors of J-Pop? What’s next, "Nerdcore" and "Cringecore"? At this rate, it’s only a matter of time before you release a dirge about how no one understands your “emotional connection” to a fictional character from a series that only 12 people watch. Your top artists read like a roll call for all the loners at the local anime club. Who needs a therapist when you've got Giga, Ado, and Kenshi Yonezu to sing about your angst? I can almost hear you blasting “死神” while you sit alone in your room, moping about how life isn’t an episode of “Naruto.” Talk about a serious case of social avoidance. If “Vocaloid” and “Hyperpop” are your go-tos, then I highly recommend you invest in some friends the same way you invest your time in 12-second TikTok clips of nightcore remixes. And those most played songs? Honestly, they sound like the soundtrack to a midlife crisis in a neon-colored world run by anime characters. “Cure” and “Blink Gone”? Wow, what are you, an existential crisis wrapped in a Rainbow Brite thrift store outfit? You’ve got more angst in your playlist than a teenager writing poetry in a dark notebook. Who knew being this in touch with fictional emotions and digital avatars could lead to such a relatable listening experience? Please, do us a favor and update that Spotify bio—something like “I still haven’t left the basement” would be much more fitting.

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