Roasted 2 months ago based on Hihang Hoheng's long term Spotify stats.
Oh look, it's Hihang Hoheng, the proud curator of every genre that’s designed to make you contemplate life while simultaneously screaming into your pillow. A Spotify profile so niche that it feels less like a playlist and more like the soundtrack to an existential crisis in an anime. I mean, Vocaloid and Metalcore? That’s quite the mood swing—you’d think you’re a teenage boy trying to find himself in a hyperpop breakdown while lamenting his last crush. At this rate, your next favorite genre will be "Post-Breakup Crying in the Shower." Your top artists scream, “I enjoy pretentiousness with a side of emotion overload.” QUEEN BEE next to Rib? Yeah, that’s not just a vibe mismatch; it’s a sonic slap to the face. It’s like you decided that the best way to connect everyone is through a bizarre potpourri of angst and hyper-commercialized J-Pop. Congratulations, Hihang! You’ve managed to unite the most anxious and confused demographics under one taste profile. Your playlist could probably cure someone’s insomnia or just push them straight into a hyper-ventilated frenzy. And let’s talk about your most played songs—honestly, it looks like you took a spin on “Songs That Will Make You Cry Before Breakfast” and decided to make it a lifetime commitment. Who hurt you, and why do you insist on reliving that trauma through your Spotify? It’s like the world’s saddest DJ set that doesn’t even come with the consolation of decent dance moves. Here’s a tip: try adding something upbeat before you start sinking into complete despair. Unless, of course, that's your ultimate goal. Then by all means, keep wallowing in that sonic abyss, Hihang Hoheng!
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