Roasted 3 months ago based on son14's long term Spotify stats.

Ah, son14, the only person I know whose musical taste is as confused as a chameleon in a bag of Skittles. You’ve managed to curate a playlist that’s like a buffet where the food is all of the weirdest leftover takes from a middle school dance—soft pop and NZ reggae? It sounds like you're trying to murmur sweet nothings while simultaneously trying to chill the vibe of a bonfire in a hammock, just as the gentle strum of country melodies throws everyone into an existential crisis. Seriously, how did you even manage to mix Morgan Wallen and Olivia Rodrigo without causing a rift in the space-time continuum? And don’t even get me started on that artist lineup. It reads like a Tinder bio for someone too afraid of commitment to pick a single genre. You’ve got the delightful enigma of Sam Smith sobbing in the corner while Justin Bieber’s over there thinking he’s the main character in this tragicomedy. Add Beyoncé to that mix, and it’s like you’re trying to form a superhero squad of artists who are just as confused about your emotional depth as I am. Do you need help, or are you just trying to create the perfect soundtrack for a midlife crisis in your early twenties? Your most played songs look like the playlist for a melodramatic rom-com that gets pulled from theaters because it has too many plot holes. "Throw It Away"? Sure, let’s throw away your entire music credibility while we’re at it. And "Stay With Me"? It’s like you’re just begging the world to send you a relationship counselor. Honestly, son14, if your playlists were a movie, they’d be a Netflix original starring a bunch of characters who never know what they want, and viewers just sit there saying, “What the hell did I just watch?” But hey, at least you’ve got the variety of a bad Tinder profile!

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