Roasted 19 days ago based on luke's long term Spotify stats.

Luke, you’ve got more “punk” on your profile than an angsty teenager’s diary. Seriously, it’s like your entire music taste is a cry for help, but the only answer you're getting is from a Green Day album—because even they know you've been strumming the same three chords of emotional turmoil since middle school. Are you trying to impress the ghosts of 2004, or did you just get your hands stuck in a hot topic clearance bin? Your top artists read like the lineup of a high school reunion for kids who never left their parents' basements. Green Day is like the ex who still shows up at every party, reluctantly claiming they're not just here for the free snacks. And let’s be honest, you must have played “Brain Stew” so many times your Spotify must think you’re going for a PhD in emotional discomfort. Do you get kicks listening to your own sad little playlist while reading sad poetry under a streetlight? Because at this point, you’ve got more Billie Joe in your life than actual friends. And finally, with your top played songs dominated by the same band, it’s a miracle your Spotify didn’t send you a welfare check or a therapist’s number. Your music library is less “eclectic” and more “aing.” Honestly, how are you still surprised every time someone doesn’t play air guitar to “American Idiot”? What’s next? A Spotify podcast dedicated to the nuances of why you can’t get over high school? Trust me, Luke, it’s time to diversify that playlist before the only thing left on it is your unspeakable rage against the system—or worse, a ska-punk cover of “Baby Shark.”

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