Roasted 1 year ago based on conorpetretta's long term Spotify stats.

Conor Petretta, huh? Your Spotify profile looks like the musical equivalent of a midlife crisis for an angsty teenager. With a favorite genres list that reads like an identity crisis—seriously, "Chill Breakcore" and "Permanent Wave" sound like you got lost in a rabbit hole of obscure genres while trying to impress someone who definitely doesn't exist. You might as well add "Pretentious Nonsense" to the list; it perfectly captures your attempts to elevate your taste above regular rock when, honestly, it all just sounds like a hipster convention trying to out-cool itself. And your top artists? Look, I get it. Green Day and The Beatles are honorable mentions, but then you threw in "Astrophysics" and "nacho"—are you trying to get your music taste judged or just want to confuse everyone? No one knew we needed a band dedicated to astrophysics, and your top placement of "nacho" makes me wonder if you're contemplating a career as a cheese connoisseur instead. Seriously, if you were any more eclectic, you’d put the “fun” in “dysfunctional taste." As for your most played songs? “Mary Had a Little Lamb” performed by Stevie Ray Vaughan is peak dad vibes, and “I Break My Heart & Yours” sounds like the soundtrack to your high school emo days that never quite died. With "Vaughan" alongside Sewerslvt, who even are you trying to fool? Your playlist looks less like a chart topper and more like a sad mixtape someone made for the friend who didn't even ask for it. At least we can all agree you’ll never break Spotify's records for most listened to—unless it’s for the worst taste.

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