Roasted 8 months ago based on Victoria Wood's long term Spotify stats.

Victoria Wood, huh? This Spotify profile looks like the scribbles of a teenager who just discovered their first crush and decided to create the Ultimate Guide to Taylor Swift. With more Swifties in your playlist than actual personality, it raises the question: is your life story just a series of diary entries set to soft rock and passive-aggressive lyrics? You’ve got more Swift in here than a highway accident involving a confetti truck and a parade float—congratulations, you’ve officially been inducted into the Hall of Basicness. Let’s break down those genres, shall we? A little Britpop, some Madchester, and a bag of soft rock, all topped off with Yacht Rock? It’s like your music tastes were concocted by someone who forgot to read the room. “Oh, I love indie music!” you declare, while blasting Fleetwood Mac and cringing at anything remotely original. You know, your eclectic selection would be more convincing if it didn’t sound like you just hit shuffle on a dad's Spotify playlist. Classic rock and Motown? Please. Your idea of 'retro' is probably wearing a fanny pack ironically while arguing over whether Cat Janice is as formidable as Taylor. And speaking of your most played songs, I’m convinced your thumbs must be sore from hitting the repeat button on Taylor. Are you attempting to set a world record for the longest time spent in a Swiftie trance? Because with your current playlist, I’m afraid you’re just a solid “No Fun Allowed” sign to any prospective friends. At this rate, your Spotify profile should just be renamed "Victoria's Whiny Ex-Relationship Soundtrack." Embrace the chaos, girl, because even though your music taste is painfully predictable, at least you can still tune out the echoes of your life choices!

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!