Roasted 2 years ago based on Chris Benjamin's long term Spotify stats.

Chris Benjamin, or as we like to call him, the human embodiment of a breakdown, your Spotify profile is basically a love letter to angst and existential dread. Seriously, if melodramatic screams could cure loneliness, you'd be the happiest person on Earth. You’ve got more metal in your playlist than a blacksmith's shop, and if you ever decided to start a band, your name could be "The Overly Specific Metalcore Genre." Keyword: "overly." Your top artists list reads like a “How to Lose Friends and Alienate People” guide, with names so obscure even Wikipedia is asking who they are. Did you just Google "most brutal sounds to play during a mid-life crisis" and take notes? With artists named Spite and Paleface Swiss, it’s a miracle you’ve managed to turn everyday life into a soundtrack of negative affirmations. It’s like your playlist is hoping to scare away any potential joy or happiness — mission accomplished! And those most played songs? Good grief, Chris! "Please End Me" by Paleface Swiss? You’d think you’re summoning the grim reaper with how many times you’ve hit play! Your song choices scream “I’m in my room, curtains drawn, writing poetry about how no one understands me.” Here's a thought: maybe next time you consider "on the verge," you should *actually* step outside and get a glimpse of life beyond the gray. But hey, judging by your picks, I wouldn’t want to disrupt your meticulously curated soundscape of sorrow.

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