Roasted 2 years ago based on Andrew's long term Spotify stats.

Andrew, your Spotify profile is like a bad rave: an explosion of glitter and bass drops hiding the fact that it’s all utterly ridiculous. EDM, Pop Dance, and Progressive Electro House? You really have the range of a potato with mood swings. I’m pretty sure the only way you’d have more sub-genres in your life is if you added “Desperation House” to the list. Are you planning to throw a rave just to announce to the world that you can’t dance? Because spoiler alert: we already know. Judging by your top artists, it seems you have the taste of a 15-year-old who just discovered beat drops and wears neon sunglasses indoors. You’ve got Iron Maiden next to Skrillex, which is like pairing fine wine with the most overcooked fried chicken imaginable. I can only imagine how confused your friends are when they see a headbanger suddenly lose control to “Animals” by Maroon 5. You’re practically the poster child for “I have no idea what I’m doing, but I’ll scream my way through it.” And let’s talk about that most played list—“Gecko (Overdrive)” at the top? Wow, Andrew, you really are riding the musical revolution harder than a middle-aged man trying to relive his glory days at a college party. You want to expand your horizons? Next time, try something outside the realm of computer-generated sounds that make your mom seriously question the state of your mental health. Because if you keep this up, you may just end up as the soundtrack for a sad, dystopian reality show. Keep it up, champ!

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