Roasted 7 months ago based on Aubs's long term Spotify stats.

Aubs, your Spotify profile reads like the diary of a 13-year-old who just discovered eyeliner and has an overflowing collection of black hoodies. Seriously, I didn't know it was possible to have a favorite genre that sounds like a middle schooler's emotional breakdown. Emo rap, horrorcore, and nu metal? I half-expect your music library to come with a side of angst and a warning label for parental advisory, letting them know you might be one broken heart away from writing a breakup ballad on your bathroom wall. And let's talk about your top artists for a minute. Lil Peep and $uicideboy$? When your playlist resembles the lineup for a goth music festival where the headliners are all dealing with some very intense emotional issues, maybe it’s time to consider branchin' out a little. I mean, it's like you took the most melodramatic artists from the last decade and threw them into a blender full of teenage angst. At least you have The Weeknd in the mix—proof that sometimes you're not locked in that dark room with a fidget spinner and a candle. But hey, let’s be real. When your most played song is called "Lying Is the Most Fun a Girl Can Have Without Taking Her Clothes Off," it’s clear you’ve internally committed to being the ultimate cringe lord of love, equipped with a collection of sad bops for every mood. It’s like you're curating the soundtrack for a high school drama about a love triangle composed entirely of caricatures. So here’s a suggestion: next time you’re building those playlists, maybe take a chill pill and branch out to something a little less “that one kid in class who always wears black.” Just remember, there’s more to music than just heartbreak, and it’s not too late to learn that.

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