Roasted 1 year ago based on Miller's long term Spotify stats.

Ah, Miller, the self-proclaimed lord of darkness and all things heavy—seriously, your Spotify profile looks like a D&D character sheet for a goth who's a bit too into their own tragic backstory. With genres like "Doom Metal" and "Gothic Metal" taking up half your list, it's hard to tell if you’re trying to summon the spirits of the fallen or just really wish you could find happiness in a mid-sized sedan. If your music taste was a hairstyle, it would definitely be an unkempt mullet—business in the front, funeral in the back. Your top artists read like a “who’s who” of bands you'd expect to see playing in a decrepit warehouse during a midnight ice cream social for vampires. With names like "Rotting Christ" and "Naglfar," you clearly lean into the whole 'I only come out at night' vibe, but it makes me wonder; does anyone ever ask if you take requests? Can you imagine someone screaming, “Can we just hear ‘Sweet Caroline’ for one chorus?!” over the screeching guitars and growls? It’s almost like you’re preparing for the ultimate existential crisis while your friends remain blissfully unaware, just trying to enjoy their happy playlists. And let’s talk about that most played song list. You’ve got Sylvaine on repeat like it’s your personal distress signal. Nothing screams “I am sad and brooding” quite like three different songs from the same artist gracing your top plays. If anyone asks about the disparity between “Mørklagt” and “Love You in a Dream,” just tell them it's your internal battle between wanting to wallow in despair and secretly wishing you could be on The Bachelor. So here’s to you, Miller! May your playlists keep the world aware of your tortured soul, while everyone else just happily hums along to some catchy pop tune!

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