Roasted 2 years ago based on aadi's long term Spotify stats.

Oh look, it's kdotglazer22, the human Spotify algorithm who accidentally set the "Dude, I’m Just Here for the Vibes" setting a little too high. Congratulations on curating a list of genres that sound like the Wi-Fi password for a suburban basement party! With favorites like Rage Rap and Drift Phonk, it’s like you took a musical road trip and couldn’t decide between a mid-life crisis and a high school crush. I didn’t know lyrical content came with a side of whiplash! Your top artists read like the lineup for a hip-hop therapy session. Kanye, Travis, and Drake? We get it, you love men who are as emotionally unstable as your Spotify Discover Weekly playlist. Honestly, I half-expect you to throw an "Uh, actually" when someone refers to them as "rappers." And why do you have more Canadian artists than a moose has antlers? If I wanted to hear about feelings and maple syrup, I’d just dive into my inbox in winter! And those top songs? "METAMORPHOSIS" played at double speed makes total sense; you clearly want to commute through an existential crisis on the express lane! Your most played come straight from the playbook of “I don’t know what I like, but I’ll pretend to be deep about it.” I can only imagine the confusion in your heart when "SICKO MODE" blares and your Spotify account starts screaming “Help!” But hey, keep firing up those tracks; at least your taste in music is a great conversation starter—if only to remind us all why Spotify Wrapped should come with a disclaimer!

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!