Roasted 1 year ago based on Seb Scott's long term Spotify stats.

Oh, Sebi Scott, your Spotify profile reads like a midlife crisis waiting to happen. I mean, are you trying to be the poster child for ‘Dad Rock’ or is this just the culmination of every phase you’ve ever gone through since you believed you could make a guitar riff sound cooler than your personality? With a favorite genres list straight outta a dusty vinyl shop and a top artist lineup that screams “I peaked in high school,” you’re basically the musical equivalent of a thrift store that only sells flannel shirts and cargo shorts. Your top artists perfectly highlight your confusion between nostalgia and denial. How many times must we endure “One Last Breath” before we all collectively take one ourselves in pure exasperation? You blast Zach Bryan as if he’s not just one breakup away from selling his guitar and taking up amateur carpentry. Let’s not forget your obsession with Oasis — a band whose whole existence hinges on siblings airing out their dirty laundry through mediocre melodies. Rock and country at once? It’s the audio equivalent of mixing spoiled milk with yesterday’s coffee, and you expect us to sip that brew with a smile? And don’t get me started on your “Most Played” songs; it’s like a party where the only guest is an overzealous karaoke machine. “Beer Never Broke My Heart”—sounds like a perfect anthem for someone who can't seem to get a single lyric right and feels good about it! If you think “(It Goes Like) Nanana” is going to break the monotony, buddy, it’s only going to intensify the existential dread that your music taste so effortlessly embodies. So go ahead, Sebi: keep curating the soundtrack to your awkward life choices; we’ll be over here, cringing in delightful disbelief!

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